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    His cousin is the Nigerian Oil Minster who need help moving $2,000,000.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by sammy_0559 Click here to enlarge
    Just got a letter in the mail for replacing my cable....
    I got a 5gal AEM meth tank in my trunk.
    Im gonna go get my cable replaced with that huge meth tank in the back.
    Dealers are a joke.
    im gonna stick my go-pro there and record their reactions LOLLL
    Same here, i've got a 4 gallon RCI fuel cell in my trunk. I can't wait to see/hear their reactions
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    What's with the neg reps? People who were too lazy to read through the post?

    TL : DR - It's a joke. A funny one at that.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by jpsimon Click here to enlarge
    I'm going next week for the battery cable recall. I had this done before the recall for $2000 out of pocket.
    what exactly do they replace? 2k seems steep...

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    At the time there was no recall. In my case i went in because my car kept dying while driving - total loss of power. Turned out the battery cable was melting. They had to replace the whole battery cable/junctionbox etc.

    the recall is to avoid situations like this
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by sammy_0559 Click here to enlarge
    my hpfp went out They saw my CPe charge pipe and meth and turned me away.. i replaced it myself.
    That is interesting, I can see a lawsuit here, my car caught on fire because of the bad cable recal, but was turned away be cause of my mods that have no influence on the recall itself.
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    As someone without enough rep to view the original post, I wish to say this to those who neg repped it into oblivion: shame on you! I wanna see as well.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BMW NA Warranty Department Click here to enlarge
    Guttentag! I represent BMWNA and want to share how to avoid getting your warranty voided. First of all, you drive the Ultimate Driving Machine. No changes are necessary to your vehicle and it's possible any modification will make the car less enjoyable. BMW's are engineered to the strictest standard to be the absolute best car they can be. BMW does not cut any corners which is why the cars are flawless off the floor making it rare to encounter any issues. Any issues encountered are usually due to driver/owner error and not anything BMW did. If, by remote chance, something is wrong with your BMW (which is very unlikely due to the high performance German engineering using only the best materials money can by) having your warranty in place is recommended as trying to get replacement parts that are not from BMW will likely just lead to further issues. You will want to replace any possible defect (seriously, rare as they may be) with OEM BMW parts and services which have been tested with your vehicle using the most stringent of procedures. You bought this car because it is the Ultimate Driving Machine, not because it will be one with some added boost pressure. It's already perfect. Your car is perfect. Your car is perfect.

    Now, to protect your warranty here are a few things you need to do and be aware of to maximize your BMW ownership experience.

    1. Please send your full name, address, e-mail, what car you own, how many miles, your driving habits, who drives the car, how often it is driven, where it is driven, your birth certificate, social security number, cell phone number, children/relatives names as well as their places of school/work, and what BMW websites you browse to superfriendlybmwwarrantyresolutions at bmw dot com immediately. The sooner you get this information to us the sooner we will send a confirmation e-mail informing you of what upcoming BMW's you will be able to buy. This is a very special VIP e-mail that contains information that has been readily available on the internet for years but it comes directly from us in a neat package.

    The reason for this is because we contacted the administrator of this website for a list of everyone's address to be added to a special database and we were told to go $#@! ourselves with a splintered pool cue. This is exactly the type of mentality BMW does not condone and why we do not like this website, simply juvenile.

    2. Your warranty will be voided if we determine you browse this website too often simply as a preemptive measure. BMW would like to recommend a friendlier, more OEM feeling environment that caters more to the correct, true BMW demographic. Essentially, morons. BMW wants people who won't question its practices or dare to modify its masterpieces so we simply can no longer tolerate the membership here. Please join bimmerpost as quickly and efficiently as possible. BMW will be happier and you will find you are happier as well. If you are not happy, your messages will be edited until you are happy. You will become happy. You WILL become happy or you will be told to leave until you are happy.

    3. We Germans can be trusted. Whenever we try to move a specific demographic of people from one area to another, it goes smoothly and without issue. It most certainly is always efficient. Come on, we're friendly! Trust us, we're not just interested in your money. We also want to be your friend and make the BMW ownership experience as enjoyable as possible. This isn't about dollars for us or our dealers, it's more than that. You're part of our family.

    4. We now have BMW M Performance Parts available so no aftermarket parts are necessary at all. Want that BMW Motorsport experience? Ok, it will cost a few more dollars and must be dealer installed which also costs a few dollars but M is not about money. It's about the Ultimate Driving Experience! And now BMW allows you to get the M experience for a few dollars extra without even having to purchase an M car. It's practically the same thing, it's not like we would just put the letter M on anything.

    And you get to keep your warranty while having our best Motorsport parts on your car (it is true we do not race these parts but just take our word for it they are Motorsport derived we would never sell the M name we are not like that) for that ultimate M feeling. We will M the living crap out of you. MMmmmm, Motorsport!

    Follow these "suggestions" and you will be fine. Disobey and you'll be banned from the BMW community. We Germans may sound fun but sometimes we get serious. Just kidding guttentag have a nice day. But seriously, don't $#@!ing touch your car or ever mention the Magnusson-Moss Act in a dealer because we will blacklist the living $#@! out of you. We're BMW, who the $#@! are you? Now go buy another one.

    - Your friendly BMWNA Warranty Department
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    People neg repped it? LOL

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by ajm8127 Click here to enlarge
    Wow.
    That's the best line, by far.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    That's the best line, by far.
    Disagree.

    This one: "The reason for this is because we contacted the administrator of this website for a list of everyone's address to be added to a special database and we were told to go $#@! ourselves with a splintered pool cue. This is exactly the type of mentality BMW does not condone and why we do not like this website, simply juvenile."

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Torgus Click here to enlarge
    Disagree.

    This one: "The reason for this is because we contacted the administrator of this website for a list of everyone's address to be added to a special database and we were told to go $#@! ourselves with a splintered pool cue. This is exactly the type of mentality BMW does not condone and why we do not like this website, simply juvenile."
    I don't know. Although that does sound like something Sticky would say, genocide is kind of a big deal.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by ajm8127 Click here to enlarge
    genocide is kind of a big deal.
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    I didn't read anything about genocide just painful self inflicted anal raping...makes me think of the glass ass video online. That much blood.

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    Oh come on Sticky, that $#@! was funny to say the least, bring it back PLEASE

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    LOL, dude it says the Germans are good at relocating specific demographics. You know, like Jews.

    Now anal raping with a splintered pool cue may result in a large loss of blood and possibly even death. However, relocating and gassing an entire demographic of your country's population is probably worse, and on the inappropriate humor meter, it pegs the scale as the best line in my book.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mramg1 Click here to enlarge
    Oh come on Sticky, that $#@! was funny to say the least, bring it back PLEASE
    Guys hid it I can't reverse it.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by ajm8127 Click here to enlarge
    LOL, dude it says the Germans are good at relocating specific demographics. You know, like Jews.

    Now anal raping with a splintered pool cue may result in a large loss of blood and possibly even death. However, relocating and gassing an entire demographic of your country's population is probably worse, and on the inappropriate humor meter, it pegs the scale as the best line in my book.
    You do know it was a joke?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mramg1 Click here to enlarge
    You do know it was a joke?
    Yes, please note the reference to the "inappropriate humor meter", and how I refer to it as the "best" line.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by nafoo Click here to enlarge
    TL : DR - IT'S A JOKE!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mramg1 Click here to enlarge
    Hey my fellow burgh man, I think you need to take this internet stuff with a little bit more of a grain of salt.

    Being Polish, I found no offense in it, and laughed my ass off, Just sayin.
    He is laughing about it.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by nafoo Click here to enlarge
    This was the first time I got to use my 1000+ rep power Click here to enlarge
    Can't wait myself as I often miss out of the good stuff. Cool for you my friend.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    He is laughing about it.
    Opps, me badClick here to enlarge

    PS: Repped for my stupidity, sorry

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mramg1 Click here to enlarge
    Opps, me badClick here to enlarge

    PS: Repped for my stupidity, sorry
    No problem, man. Go Pens!

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