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    My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

    This is the text message conversation I just had with my extremely faded friend... lol


    Him: whats up
    Me: Not much, you?
    Him: Nothing man just wanted to see if you found (a gift). I was thinking about you
    Me: That's really creepy...
    Him: That wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head. Sorry. Im really high
    Me: Nice... Dude, we found a giant bobcat in my mom's wizard garden.
    Him: oh yea. i think your up to your ears in $#@!
    Me: I'm serious. We found it napping on our biggest pumpkin. He was glowing.

    Long Pause...

    Him: was it hostile?
    Me: Extremely. My brother tried to give it a kiss and it attacked him.
    Him: what an idiot! I wouldve killed it with my bare hands
    Me: No way. It's like 3 feet tall and it's eyes are kinda glowing red. I think I'm going to keep him.
    Him: and domesticate it?
    Me: Yea. I'm gonna see if he'll sleep peacefully in my brother's room tonight.
    Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it.
    Me: I will when I get home. I'm at Petsmart buying a muzzle and some bobcat nail clippers.
    Him: word. i want to see this $#@!

    Several min later...

    Me: Ok, you ready?
    Him: Yea send it

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    Him: JESUS $#@!!
    Me: Told you!
    Him: dont do it! its gonna maul one of your family members in your sleep. im not coming over till its gone.

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    Re: My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

    hahahahhahaha wtf
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    guess i lost all my rep's... later bro's

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    Re: My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

    thanks a lot Guardian.. thought we agreed we werent going to speak of this :shock:
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    Re: My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

    lmfao
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    Re: My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

    hahahah

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