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    I'm surfing the web and my pug keeps farting.....

    She's crop dusting and $#@!, and I don't understand why it smells like she ate small children for lunch. Smells worse than my 40oz and peanuts farts that I'm bombing her with and losing. that's really all I have to post, thanks.

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    The dog is across the room now in a rocking chair that she has claimed as her own. I appreciate everyone's concern for my well being, but I am now safe.

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    Hahahah, did she get into the trash? My ex's pug would fart terribly after getting into it and eating everything it could. Then it would lay there farting with the stupidest grin on its face as we cleaned the mess up after him.

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    I think she got into a bad batch of LEGO's. Normally, she can eat a half dozen or so an $#@! them out in the yard, but this time it smells like she's trying to digest plastic.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Ryan Mills Click here to enlarge
    I think she got into a bad batch of LEGO's. Normally, she can eat a half dozen or so an $#@! them out in the yard, but this time it smells like she's trying to digest plastic.
    Remind me to never play with your LEGO's.

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    To be honest, I've recovered a few of the pieces. (shhh. don't tell the kids!) -and she's decided to sit near me again and crop dust. I think her $#@! is rotting. Goddamn./

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    Our pug ate a big one and learned that it is a lot easier to swallow than pass. He was howling while passing the block. He was a pretty smart dog though, he looked at the block and never chewed on or ate another lego block. I would tease him with "Mmmmm ... look a Lego block" and would not even touch it, that dog learned his lesson.

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    hahahaha...
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Good for you, your dog eats junk and $#@!, it's a good thing. Mine just eat fresh meat, and sometimes chicken. $#@!er's food cost more than mine :|

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Velocity26 Click here to enlarge
    Our pug ate a big one and learned that it is a lot easier to swallow than pass. He was howling while passing the block. He was a pretty smart dog though, he looked at the block and never chewed on or ate another lego block. I would tease him with "Mmmmm ... look a Lego block" and would not even touch it, that dog learned his lesson.
    A smart pug? The pug I knew would eat trash sometimes and then get stomach aches but just do it again and again. Would not classify him as smart though.

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    I wish my pug was smart enough to figure out what not to eat. I've picked up dog turds made mostly of polyfill stuffing!

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    The funniest thing he ever ate was a box of 24 crayons ... basically painless and looked pretty cool too. Technicolor poop!

    He passed away in 2011 at 17 years old, we still miss him a lot. We still have his GF, a fawn pug that is about 9 years old, but she is boring.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Velocity26 Click here to enlarge
    basically painless and looked pretty cool too. Technicolor poop!
    Hahahahah!

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Velocity26 Click here to enlarge
    He passed away in 2011 at 17 years old, we still miss him a lot.
    That is a really nice long life for a pug.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Velocity26 Click here to enlarge
    The funniest thing he ever ate was a box of 24 crayons ... basically painless and looked pretty cool too. Technicolor poop!

    He passed away in 2011 at 17 years old, we still miss him a lot. We still have his GF, a fawn pug that is about 9 years old, but she is boring.
    box of 24 crayons holy crap!!

    I bet it looked like acid trip $#@!, literally.

    You should have taken the poop and put it in a sealed glass box so your friends can see it.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

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