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    Poll of the Day #5

    Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. If you select Hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $110 per month for doing so. Display of the skull must be apolitical.

    Which option do you select?

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    I'll take the $110 per month.
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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    tl;dr

    turtles win.
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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    pay up!
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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by EightM
    tl;dr

    turtles win.
    you fail

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    I'd take the skull just becasue its a convo starter

    "This is my kitchen, and my livingroom, and this is my Hitler's skull"

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    The skull. However, it would be used as an ashtray. Click here to enlarge

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    ^you allow smoking in the house?

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    so if i keep the turtle alive, i dont get anything?

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    Then you say "I've got Hitler's god damn skull".

    And the jewish chick's panties fly off.
    yo dawg.

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by guardianangel3290
    ^you allow smoking in the house?
    Click here to enlargebscene-smokingjoint: however, i would make an exception to allow smoking cigarettes for Hitler.

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    Re: Poll of the Day #5

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Nikkahtropski
    Then you say "I've got Hitler's god damn skull".

    And the jewish chick's panties fly off.
    Damn that's $#@!ed up.

    But I'm always down for some kosher sexy time. Click here to enlarge

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