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    Why something like this don't happen to me?

    A GUNMAN who tried to rob a hairdressers came a cropper when he was beaten and tied up naked by the female owner who then fed him Viagra and used him as a sex slave.
    Viktor Jasinski, 32, had gone to the salon with the intention of robbing it.
    But after demanding the day's takings he instead found himself overcome by the owner karate black belt Olga Zajac, 28, - who floored him with a kick and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
    She then took him into a back room at the salon at Meshchovsk, Russia and stripped him naked, using him as a sex slave for three days to "teach him a lesson".
    She eventually let him go, telling him: "Get out of my sight."
    Victor first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then to the police where he explained he had been held hostage in a back room at the hairdressers, chained up naked with pink fluffy handcuffs to a radiator - and fed nothing but Viagra.
    When police arrived to question Olga, she said: "What a b******. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around 30 GBP) when he left."
    They were both arrested.


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    I think you must be a little bit desperate to want that to happen to you...
    Being raped is no joke, not even by a woman.
    And having a chemical induced erection for a few days can cause medical conditions that can hamper you for the rest of your life...
    Be careful what you wish for man.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    I think you must be a little bit desperate to want that to happen to you...
    Being raped is no joke, not even by a woman.
    And having a chemical induced erection for a few days can cause medical conditions that can hamper you for the rest of your life...
    Be careful what you wish for man.
    damn you 2 negative tonight =D

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by blkclk550 Click here to enlarge
    damn you 2 negative tonight =D
    Hey man, it's 9:00 AM here... Click here to enlarge
    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    Hey man, it's 9:00 AM here...
    even better lol

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    Yeah man, I'm with David.

    That woman has black belt, so I'm sure she raped that guy so $#@!ing hard.

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    ^ quote of the year? lmao
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by SSDD Click here to enlarge
    ^ quote of the year? lmao
    +1 on that.
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    LMFAO. that was good sorena
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    Would rep but Sticky wont let me. Nice find blkclk550 good laugh.
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    Keep on jealousing.

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    Oh I thought he got raped in the butt until I read the viagra part...

    that's pretty bad too.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

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    Wow .. took "The Sun" over 2 years to find this story .. LOL

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/
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    Anyone have the chick's number?

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    Well at least he probably didn't ask to be blindfolded Click here to enlarge
    She looks OK

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    Really doesn't seem all that bad.

    Plus, why go complain to authorities your robbery didn't go as planned?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Really doesn't seem all that bad.

    Plus, why go complain to authorities your robbery didn't go as planned?
    Cause he literally got $#@!ed over. hahahaha and he got paid. what a little $#@!.
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    next he will get hit w a demand for child support from her if "she" didnt pull out lmfao!
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    In Russia, victims rape you.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Scorpion Click here to enlarge
    In Russia, victims rape you.
    hahaha GOOD ONE!

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Scorpion Click here to enlarge
    In Russia, victims rape you.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sorena Click here to enlarge
    Yeah man, I'm with David.

    That woman has black belt, so I'm sure she raped that guy so $#@!ing hard.
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    next he will get hit w a demand for child support from her if "she" didnt pull out lmfao!
    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Scorpion Click here to enlarge
    In Russia, victims rape you.
    LMAO!

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    lmfao scorp
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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