Watch it end badly as idiot BMW 3-Series owners race around residential streets going full retard

Published on 03-07-2013 08:51 PM

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Well big surprise here. Some young idiot in a 335 ran into an E92 M3 on the street and wanted to play. The problem? They are on tight twisty roads in a residential neighborhood. Hmm, I wonder what could possibly go wrong? You know from the very beginning of the video when the guy in the 335 states "It's either slow or fast" the type of mentality you are dealing with here. Probably should have gone with slow, eh buddy?

Let's all be happy nobody was seriously injured. It's unfortunate that a parked car had to be hit in the process to put an end to this. Normally this is where one would say save it for the track but the kid probably needs his allowance raised for that.

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whoosh - 02-04-2013, 01:04 PM
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Granny shifting, not double-clutching like he should...

sr20seb - 02-04-2013, 01:11 PM
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LOL, "SLOW OR FAST!! IT'S EITHER SLOW OR FAST!!!!

And we got a show as he approached full retard. The best part comes after the crash as you can hear the M3 transmission downshift and the engine pick up the revs as he runs away lol. I doubt you'll have much luck identifying this child.

"Oh my god that was so scary..."

This video is full of comedy gold.

inlineS54B32 - 02-04-2013, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by justohigh

Saw this on youtube and was wondering if this "good driver" is on here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqSrM_Ceo0E

That was ridiculous... I mean, it's bad enough listening to garbage while driving like that at night, but then he has an annoying passenger in the car - and on top of all, drives on the other side of the road without any reason (no apex was hit in this video). I have never seen something so ridiculous.

Yesterday, I was driving my car on LSD, and both a 335i and a G37 wanted to play. No matter how many times I would get on it (when there weren't many cars around) - and basically was football fields ahead, the 2 idiots would catch up after me slowing down (because of traffic) and start aggressively weaving in and out of traffic.

I just gave up at this point so I wouldn't feel responsible for something like what happened in the video above. I really do want to know though what's going on in their mind after they do this. Do they really think their car somehow kept up because they passed after I slowed down to sane speeds? Did the football field of distance not show the somewhat extreme performance difference? It's like this car attracts these two cars only - I can almost guarantee anytime I see a clean 335i and/or G37, they see me - and will be 5 inches behind my rear bumper. I should just show them next time what the video above showed that 335i driver - brakes are important, and mine are better.

kev335i - 02-04-2013, 01:18 PM
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Just because people can aford a fast car doesn't mean they can drive it anywhere near its limits. unfortunatly for the 335 he thought this might be the case even more unfortunatly for him he was the one that cant drive it! As long as the idiot didnt hurt anyone else then its
oh and dont hate on me for not having the M3 it was a little out of budget at the time!

inlineS54B32 - 02-04-2013, 01:30 PM
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LOL - I just realized where the title of this post came from. I totally did not understand what he said. He goes "Relax, I am a good driver" - and then later, the friend says something about a box, and the driver says: "don't talk to me sorry" - friend: "sorry... watch out! watch out! brake brake brake!"... Priceless.

I don't mind anyone pushing limits - not a bit - however, people like this need to learn from their lessons. We can only hope.

klipseracer - 02-04-2013, 02:40 PM
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Don't talk to me. I can drive like a pro. $#@!!

bignicky1 - 02-04-2013, 02:45 PM
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Love at the end u hear the m3 booking it

whoosh - 02-04-2013, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by inlineS54B32

LOL - I just realized where the title of this post came from. I totally did not understand what he said. He goes "Relax, I am a good driver" - and then later, the friend says something about a box, and the driver says: "don't talk to me sorry" - friend: "sorry... watch out! watch out! brake brake brake!"... Priceless.

I don't mind anyone pushing limits - not a bit - however, people like this need to learn from their lessons. We can only hope.

LOL, I caught that "don't talk to me" too, about 2 seconds before he tags the stopped car.

I don't mind pushing limits either, but these guys were just retarded to do so in a residential area. Go find a deserted area to pull that kind of crap.

JohnBlaze - 02-04-2013, 04:07 PM
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driver sounds like he's mentally handicapped

bobS - 02-04-2013, 04:17 PM
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Idiots....what were they trying to do?

I like how the vid is labeled "canyon race"

fast4door - 02-04-2013, 04:43 PM
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"relax, im a good driver" LOL..how dumb can you be, seriously...

Sledgehammer - 02-04-2013, 05:36 PM
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Just angers me that anyone with money thinks they can go fast. They could have killed someone opening a car door or walking up to their car. Just reckless and dangerous with no regard for their own lives or anyone else's

zeel - 02-04-2013, 05:50 PM
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gives the rest of us n54 owners that just want a decently quick DD that gets good gas mileage a bad name...

GuidoK - 02-04-2013, 06:01 PM
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yet another nominee for the Darwin Award....

SexiPYm3 - 02-04-2013, 08:26 PM
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smh.. Sad, but thats typical where I live. These 335s have become the new age civics. They are cheap buys and can be modded for cheap. 3 335s in a 2 block radius where I live and they all think they have the fastest car on the road.